Long live the Queen!

shovelfucker:

people who do the thing better than u

optimist-primavera:

loktar-ogar:

optimist-primavera:

there’s a dead cricket in the hallway and i almost stepped on it, but to avoid doing so i did like an awkward swivel twirl and ran into a wall, but i avoided it so it’s okay 

pretty much LOL but not as graceful 

foxplant:

gdtopjongkeyhyde999:

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell

Someone obviously doesn’t understand slang references or never heard of urbandictionary.com

ur url is literally “gdtopjongkeyhyde999” u cant tell me shit

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother